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Featuring a brilliant, slightly offensive retro-insignia layout, this funny novelty tee lets you warn the room about your mood before you even have to speak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eBlending classic menswear structure with a heavy dose of dark humor and dry sarcasm, this vintage-style fashion tee completely steps away from corny joke shirts to deliver a sharp, edgy streetwear vibe. 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