Never Ended a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar Shirt Funny Adult

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

For more information see Shipping Policy

RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Turn heads and spark laughs with the Never Ended a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar Shirt — a hilarious and bold tee made for those who appreciate cheeky humor and aren't afraid to show it. With its witty line and eye-catching print, this shirt brings just the right amount of sass to your casual wardrobe.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt offers a comfortable fit for both men and women, making it an easy go-to for parties, weekend hangouts, or as a standout gift. The full-color design ensures the graphic pops, while the durable fabric keeps you comfy and stylish all day long.

Key Features:

Funny and bold slogan that makes a statement

High-quality cotton fabric for comfort and durability

Full-size range available for both men and women

Casual unisex fit perfect for relaxed everyday wear

Ideal gift idea for birthdays, parties, or just-for-fun

A shirt that’s guaranteed to get noticed — wear it with confidence and a wink.