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Mimicking a classic \"Used Car For Sale\" newspaper classified or windshield sign, this shirt is the ultimate gift for couples who keep their love alive with a heavy dose of sarcasm and wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFeaturing funny parody bullet points (like \"Slightly used,\" \"Makes weird noises,\" and \"Runs on beer\"), this graphic tee is designed for the husband who can take a joke and a wife who loves to dish them out. 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