Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt: Funny Retro UFO Graphic Crewneck
Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt: Funny Retro UFO Graphic Crewneck
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Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt: Funny Retro UFO Graphic Crewneck
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🛸✨👽 Ready to Leave This Planet? We’ve all had those days where the Earth’s "vibe" just isn’t it. Our Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt is the ultimate uniform for anyone ready to hitch a ride with the nearest mothership. Featuring a high-quality Retro UFO Graphic Shirt design, this piece perfectly captures the bold colors and psychedelic energy of the Vintage 60s Style.
This Funny Alien Theme pullover is a conversation starter for skeptics and believers alike. Whether you’re a sci-fi nerd, a fan of cosmic humor, or just someone who enjoys a good sarcastic statement, this Unisex Sweatshirt is your new go-to. Crafted from a premium, ultra-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s designed to keep you cozy while you wait for your extraterrestrial pickup.
🧵 Key Features:
- Retro Cosmic Design: A vibrant, distressed UFO graphic with a classic 1960s/70s sci-fi aesthetic.
- Sarcastic Humor: Features the iconic "Beam Me Up This Place Sucks" slogan for maximum attitude.
- Premium Comfort: A heavy-duty Sweatshirt with a soft, fleece-lined interior for out-of-this-world comfort.
- Durable Quality: Printed with high-definition inks that won't crack or fade during your galactic travels.
- Versatile Unisex Fit: A relaxed, classic silhouette that looks great on all humans (and non-humans).
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because sometimes you just need to voice what everyone else is thinking. It’s edgy, nostalgic, and incredibly soft—perfect for stargazing or just hiding from the world.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't get left behind! Order your Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt today.
