Never Listen to an Alcoholic – Funny Quote T-Shirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🍻😂 Honest. Bold. Slightly Tipsy.
Say it like it is with the “Never Listen to an Alcoholic” Funny T-Shirt — the ultimate quote-of-the-day tee that pairs dry humor with casual comfort. Whether you're the party starter or just the sober observer, this shirt gets a laugh every time.

Made from soft cotton and printed with a crisp, bold font, it's perfect for casual Fridays, pub nights, or letting people know your advice filter is fully broken.

🧵 Key Features:
😅 Bold Sarcastic Quote Graphic
A cheeky reminder not to take life — or advice — too seriously

👕 Unisex Fit (S–3XL)
Classic crew neck style that looks great on anyone who appreciates dark humor

🌬 Breathable Cotton Fabric
Lightweight and comfy for daily wear or social chaos

🎁 Perfect Gag Gift
Ideal for birthdays, parties, or that friend who gives the worst advice after two beers

🍻 Bar-Ready Humor
Pairs well with shots, sarcasm, and side-eyes

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because sometimes the worst advice makes the best T-shirts.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Own the room with wit and irony — this tee says what everyone's thinking but won't admit.

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Never Listen to an Alcoholic T-Shirt – Funny Quote of the Day Tee, Sarcastic Graphic Shirt

Never Listen to an Alcoholic T-Shirt – Funny Quote of the Day Tee, Sarcastic Graphic Shirt

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