Name: "Choose Violence" Serious Goose – Quirky Animal Art Funny Slogan Graphic
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 16.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Mess with the honk, you get the bonk! Stand out from the flock with our Graphic Serious Goose Print. This design perfectly merges high-quality Quirky Animal Art with a hilariously Funny Slogan, capturing the chaotic and "unhinged" energy of everyone’s favorite backyard menace. Whether it's the intense gaze or the "ready for battle" stance, this goose is here to make a statement so you don’t have to.

Designed for those who appreciate internet humor and unique illustrations, this Standout Casual Wear piece is a must-have for your wardrobe rotation. Available as a T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, or Hoodie, it’s versatile enough for any season. Crafted from 100% Cotton (for the top), it offers a premium, breathable feel that’s as soft as down feathers but twice as durable. Perfect for Men and Women who aren't afraid to show off their weird side.

🧵 Key Features

Unique Serious Goose Illustration: Features a high-detail, quirky goose graphic with a sharp, humorous edge.
Premium 100% Cotton: Natural, soft-spun fibers provide superior comfort and a lightweight feel for all-day wear.
Cozy Layering Options: Also available in a Heavyweight Cotton-Poly Blend for the sweatshirt and hoodie versions.
Versatile Unisex Fit: A modern, relaxed silhouette that looks great on all body types—perfect for an oversized aesthetic.
Durable & Fade-Resistant Print: Professional-grade inks ensure the goose’s "serious" expression stays crisp through every wash.