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3 Things I Don't Like When Talking To Me T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Anti-Social Graphic Tee

3 Things I Don't Like When Talking To Me T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Anti-Social Graphic Tee

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3 Things I Don't Like When Talking To Me T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Anti-Social Graphic Tee

€17,95
€17,95 €22,95
SAVE 21% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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RETURNS

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🤐🚫 Rule #1: Please Don't. Rule #2 & #3: See Rule #1. Set clear social boundaries without saying a single word in the "3 Things I Don't Like When Talking To Me" Graphic T-Shirt. Featuring a razor-sharp, deadpan checklist layout highlighting everyday conversational pet peeves, this funny sarcastic graphic tee is made for introverts, cynical realists, and anyone who prefers their personal space completely undisturbed.

Crafted with premium soft cotton and engineered for long-lasting daily wear, it’s the ultimate top for surviving crowded grocery trips, enduring awkward office small talk, running weekend errands, relaxing at coffee shops with headphones on, or chilling at home in quiet comfort.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) for an ideal balance of durability, breathability, and all-day comfort across all seasons.
  • Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and ultra-soft cotton technology for a smooth touch against the skin.
  • Material Blends: Solid Colors: 100% U.S. Cotton; Heather, Neon & Safety Colors: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester; Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester; Ash Grey: 99% Cotton / 1% Polyester.
  • Classic Fit: Timeless unisex silhouette designed for relaxed, unrestricted movement and easy layering under zip hoodies, flannels, or denim jackets.
  • Durable Construction: Features a rib collar with taped neck and shoulders to preserve shape over time.
  • Tear-Away Label: Tagless convenience for smooth, irritation-free wear.
  • Advanced Printing Technology: High-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for razor-sharp typographic lines and crisp contrast that won’t crack, fade, or peel.
  • Made in the USA

📌 Sizing & Care Notes: Sizing Note: Manual measurements may vary slightly by 1–2 inches. Size up for a modern, relaxed oversized drape. | Print Disclaimer: Actual print colors and placement size may vary slightly due to monitor display settings and garment size scaling.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Whether you're subtly discouraging small talk in public, showing off your dark and dry humor, or searching for the ultimate birthday, white elephant, or holiday gag gift for a chronically unbothered introvert, this sarcastic checklist tee delivers supreme softness with laugh-out-loud honesty.

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