Alcoholics Don’t Run Shirt – Funny Soft Unisex Tee

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Bring on the dark humor and comfort with the “Alcoholics Don’t Run in My Family, They Drive” t-shirt – the perfect blend of sarcasm, softness, and style. Made with high-quality garment-dyed cotton, this tee delivers that worn-in, vintage feel with bold, cheeky personality. Whether you're hanging with friends, cracking jokes at a cookout, or just keeping it real, this shirt keeps you comfortable and gets a reaction every time.

Key Features:

😂 Hilarious Statement Graphic
A bold, edgy quote that’s sure to get laughs (or a double-take) – perfect for lovers of sarcastic or dark humor

👕 Garment-Dyed Soft Fabric
Each shirt is pre-washed for a lived-in feel and rich, vintage coloring – ultra-soft and breathable for all-day wear

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Unisex Fit
Classic relaxed cut fits all body types – great worn oversized or fitted depending on your vibe

🎨 Full Color Selection Available
Choose from a wide range of vintage-inspired colors to match your personal style or mood

🎁 Funny Gift Idea
Great for friends with a sense of humor, family gatherings, or as a statement piece for casual weekends

Why You’ll Love It:

Soft, edgy, and unapologetically hilarious – this tee is for those who love to stir the pot with style. Pair it with jeans, flannel, or boots and own your attitude.

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Alcoholics Don’t Run in My Family Shirt – Funny Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee