All I Want Is Not Me Funny Xmas Sweatshirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

😂🎄 Self-Aware and Socially Distant! Ready for a laugh and maybe a little break from the spotlight? Our "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt is the perfect humorous commentary on the holiday social rush! This witty top is guaranteed to get a knowing smile from anyone who appreciates an honest, self-deprecating joke.

This cozy pullover makes a fantastic Yaou Ugly Christmas Sweater (referring to "You/Ya'll" in a funny context) and is ideal for Ugly Sweater parties. It’s an essential Funny Women Xmas Top and a great, comfortable holiday gift for the friend who appreciates sarcastic humor and peace and quiet during the festive season!

🧵 Key Features:

Funny Quote: Features the hilarious, self-aware phrase: "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me."
Ugly Sweater Style: Designed with festive or kitschy elements, perfect for Ugly Sweater contests.
Cozy & Comfortable: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric blend, ensuring warmth and snug comfort all season long.
Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed fit, making it a comfortable top for everyone, especially as a Funny Women Xmas Top.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this sweatshirt lets you express your need for a holiday breather with maximum humor and comfort.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Make a break for it! Get your "All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt today.

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"All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt: Funny Women Xmas Top, Yaou Ugly Christmas Sweater, Humorous Holiday Gift

"All I Want for Christmas Is Not Me" Ugly Sweatshirt: Funny Women Xmas Top, Yaou Ugly Christmas Sweater, Humorous Holiday Gift

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