Name: Be a Porch Goose Pun Tee – Funny Graphic Shirt, Women's Everyday Comfy T-Shirt
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 25.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🪿🏡 Guarding the Front Steps and Looking Fabulous. Bring back a beloved lawn tradition with a witty, fashionable twist! The "Be a Porch Goose" Pun Tee celebrates the iconic, dress-up concrete porch goose with a clever graphic design. It is the ultimate piece for anyone who loves small-town charm, quirky lawn ornaments, and lighthearted wordplay.

Whether you are sipping morning coffee on your own front deck, running errands around town, or putting together a cute, casual outfit for weekend brunch, this women's everyday tee brings a smile to everyone you pass. It serves as a cozy wardrobe staple and makes a wonderfully unique goose shirt gift idea for moms, grandmas, homeowners, or anyone obsessed with vintage kitsch culture.

🧵 Key Features:

Ultra-Soft Fabric: Crafted from a premium cotton blend that offers a soft, lived-in feel right out of the package.
Comfy T-Shirt Fit: Engineered for all-day wearability with a lightweight, breathable structure perfect for any season.
Flattering Silhouette: A versatile unisex or women’s cut that looks great tucked into high-waisted jeans, knotted up, or worn loose.
High-Quality Print: The vibrant graphic is designed to stay sharp and resist cracking or fading through endless wash cycles.
Made in the USA: Manufactured and printed in the United States using premium apparel decoration standards.

Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:

It skips the generic fashion trends and leans into pure, nostalgic comfort. It feels like an old favorite from day one, offering the perfect blend of cozy fabric and midwestern-inspired porch humor that keeps your daily style delightfully unique.