"Big Wish & $2 Million" Funny Xmas Sweatshirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

💰😂 All I Want for Christmas Is... Truthful! Skip the sentimentality this year and get straight to the point with our Funny Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt! Featuring the hilariously honest phrase "Big Wish & $2 Million," this top is perfect for anyone who appreciates cynical or dark holiday humor. It's a fantastic, sarcastic alternative to traditional holiday cheer.

This cozy pullover is designed for maximum laughs and comfort. It's the ultimate Holiday Humor Top and makes a genuinely Hilarious Xmas Gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who know exactly what they really want under the tree. Get ready to turn heads and spark plenty of witty conversation!

🧵 Key Features:

Hilarious Quote: Features the unforgettable and candid phrase "Big Wish & $2 Million" for instant comedic relief.
Sarcastic Holiday Humor: Perfect for those who prefer witty and unconventional Christmas apparel.
Cozy & Comfortable: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric blend, ensuring warmth and snug comfort all season long.
Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed fit, making it a great piece of Festive Apparel for everyone.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this sweatshirt allows you to wear your sarcastic side proudly while staying perfectly cozy throughout the holidays.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Make a bold, funny statement! Get your "Big Wish & $2 Million" Holiday Humor Top today.

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Funny Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt: "Big Wish & $2 Million" Holiday Humor Top, Hilarious Xmas Gift, Sarcastic Festive Apparel

Funny Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt: "Big Wish & $2 Million" Holiday Humor Top, Hilarious Xmas Gift, Sarcastic Festive Apparel

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