Bob Belcher Fine I'll Go Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🍔😂 The Only Honest Holiday Commute! If you relate more to Bob Belcher's grumbling than Santa's cheer, this is your perfect holiday top! Our "Fine I'll Go But I'm Gonna Complain The Whole Time" Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt captures the dry, relatable sarcasm of the Bob's Burgers patriarch. This top is usually styled with a Vintage Bob Belcher Shirt or graphic, combining his iconic look with festive, kitschy elements.

This cozy pullover is designed to be the ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, making it perfect for parties where you're obligated to attend. Available as a warm crewneck or Merry Christmas Hoodie, it’s an essential piece of apparel for any Bob's Burgers Fan. It makes a fantastic, humorous gift for men and women who share Bob's honest, cynical outlook on holiday obligations!

🧵 Key Features:

Iconic Sarcastic Quote: Features the highly relatable and funny phrase for mandatory events.
Bob's Burgers Fan Gear: A must-have piece referencing the beloved character, perfect as a Vintage Bob Belcher Shirt.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Style: Designed with festive or kitschy elements, ideal for an Ugly Sweater contest.
Cozy & Comfortable: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric blend, ensuring warmth and snug comfort all season long.
Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed fit, making it a comfortable gift for all adult fans.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this sweatshirt lets you attend all your required holiday functions while silently communicating your true, Bob Belcher-level feelings in total comfort.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't be late (or quiet)! Get your "Fine I'll Go But I'm Gonna Complain" Sweatshirt today.