Choked a Cougar Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic 2-Sided Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

😏 Witty. Wild. A Little Wrong — Just How You Like It.
The "Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I Have Choked a Cougar" T-Shirt is not for the faint of heart — it’s for those who live life on the edge and laugh harder than they should. This bold, sarcastic two-sided design is the ultimate conversation starter, bar crawl essential, or gag gift with bite.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this unisex graphic tee offers comfort with attitude. Whether you're out on the town or just making your friends laugh till they cry, this shirt lets your humor do the talking (and maybe the choking 🐾).

🧵 Key Features:
🦁 2-Sided Sarcastic Graphic Design
Front and back print for maximum comedic impact — no one’s safe from the punchline

👕 Soft & Durable 100% Cotton
Breathable and built for laughs, smirks, and double takes

🧍 Unisex Fit – Sizes S to 3XL
Comfortable, relaxed fit for him, her, or your favorite wild card

🎁 Perfect Funny Gift
Ideal for bachelor parties, birthdays, prank gifts, or just showing off your chaotic sense of humor

🎉 Wear It Loud, Wear It Proud
Pair with jeans or shorts for a hilarious everyday fit

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because not every shirt gets people to spit out their drink laughing — but this one does.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Get the Cougar Choking Tee and show the world your brand of wild humor.

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Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I Have Choked a Cougar Shirt – Funny 2-Sided Graphic Tee for Men & Women

Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I Have Choked a Cougar Shirt – Funny 2-Sided Graphic Tee for Men & Women

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