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Cocaine & Hookers T-Shirt – Funny Men's Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton, Bold Retro Party Humor Shirt

Cocaine & Hookers T-Shirt – Funny Men's Graphic Tee, 100% Cotton, Bold Retro Party Humor Shirt

Regular price $19.00 USD
Regular price $25.00 USD Sale price $19.00 USD
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Color: Black
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C O L O R & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

💬 Dark humor. Bold energy. Zero apologies.
The Cocaine & Hookers T-Shirt isn’t for everyone — but it’s perfect for those who like their humor unfiltered and unforgettable. Whether you’re the life of the party, rocking a themed event, or just embracing some unapologetic sarcasm, this funny men’s tee hits loud and proud.

Made from 100% soft cotton, this tee delivers comfort and edge, all in one. With high-quality direct-to-garment printing, the bold text stays crisp, wash after wash.


🧵 Key Features:
🤣 Funny "Cocaine & Hookers" Graphic Print
Guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations (or silence the room).

👕 100% Cotton – Soft & Breathable
Comfortable to the touch, ideal for summer parties or chill weekends.

🎨 High-Quality Print
Long-lasting clarity, sharp lines — no fading after a few washes.

🧍♂️ Men’s Regular Fit – Sizes S to 3XL
Classic crew neck, short sleeves, versatile streetwear edge.

🎁 Bold Gift Idea
For the friend with dark humor, bachelor parties, or retro-style lovers.


Why You’ll Love It:
Because some shirts whisper — and this one shouts.


Grab Yours Now:
Step into the wild side with the Cocaine & Hookers Tee — the ultimate shock-value conversation starter.

The product is intended for individuals aged 16 and above.

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