Comfort Colors® Elopement Expert T-Shirt – Funny ABA Therapist, BCBA, RBT & SPED Teacher Goose Humor Tee
Comfort Colors® Elopement Expert T-Shirt – Funny ABA Therapist, BCBA, RBT & SPED Teacher Goose Humor Tee
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Comfort Colors® Elopement Expert T-Shirt – Funny ABA Therapist, BCBA, RBT & SPED Teacher Goose Humor Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
"Fasten Your Laces, We’ve Got a Runner!" If your daily step count is mostly comprised of high-speed chases down school hallways or across clinics, this shirt was made for you. Our "Elopement Expert" T-Shirt features a chaotic, sprinting goose that perfectly captures the high-energy lifestyle of behavior health professionals. Whether you are an ABA Therapist, BCBA, RBT, or a Special Education Teacher, you know that "elopement" isn't about a secret wedding—it's about being ready for a 40-yard dash at a moment's notice.
This Funny ABA Therapist Tee brings a much-needed dose of Goose Humor to the world of behavioral science. Printed on the premium, garment-dyed fabric of Comfort Colors®, it offers that signature 2026 "lived-in" softness that stays comfortable through data collection, floor-time play, and the occasional sprint to the playground fence. It’s the ultimate Behavior Analyst Gift for those who work hard, play hard, and run even harder.
Key Features
- Relatable "Elopement Expert" Graphic: A high-quality, hilarious illustration of a goose in full sprint mode, speaking directly to the SPED and ABA community.
- Premium Comfort Colors® Quality: Crafted from 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a heavy-duty, luxurious, and breathable feel.
- Vintage Soft-Washed Finish: Garment-dyed to achieve a signature muted color palette and a cozy texture that feels like a long-time favorite.
- The Perfect Gift for SPED & ABA Pros: An ideal "thank you" or graduation gift for BCBAs, RBTs, and Special Education teachers who appreciate niche professional humor.
- Unisex Relaxed Fit: A comfortable, durable silhouette that pairs perfectly with scrubs, leggings, or your most reliable running sneakers.
Why You'll Love It
Because in your line of work, if you aren't laughing, you're probably out of breath. This shirt celebrates the "silly" side of behavioral intervention with the high-end comfort of a vintage-style tee.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't let this one get away—order your Elopement Expert goose tee today!
