Comfort Colors Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Funny Goose Nurse Tee
Comfort Colors Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Funny Goose Nurse Tee
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Comfort Colors Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Funny Goose Nurse Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🩺🦢 Bring Hilarious Hospital Humor and Silly Goose Energy to Your Shift! Combine viral internet bird memes, sarcastic nursing truths, and boutique comfort with a graphic tee made for dedicated nurses, nurse practitioners, and nursing students who need a good laugh! The Comfort Colors® "Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Shirt" features an intricately hand-drawn retro illustration highlighting a chaotic, chaotic-energy goose wearing a medical scrub cap and stethoscope, paired with witty typography declaring "Vitals Are Stable I Am Not." Blending delightful animal humor with clinical pride, this funny nurse tee turns everyday hospital shifts or campus study sessions into an absolute crowd-pleasing, conversation-starting statement piece.
Whether you are pulling long 12-hour shifts in the ER, studying late for clinical exams, precepting students, or styling an effortless, oversized casual outfit for weekend coffee runs, this silly goose RN nurse appreciation gift delivers top-tier comfort. Printed on an ultra-soft garment-dyed base, this humorous healthcare apparel serves as an exceptionally thoughtful surprise for nurse graduation, Nurse Week, coworkers, and anyone with a brilliantly witty medical sense of humor.
🧵 Key Features:
- Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a thick, structured, and high-quality feel right out of the box.
- Soft-Washed Garment-Dyed Finish: A specialized laundry wash process that completely eliminates shrinkage and yields a beautifully weathered, authentic vintage color texture.
- Unisex Fit Design: A highly versatile, relaxed silhouette engineered for all-day comfort that looks flawless worn regularly, tucked into scrubs or denim, or styled oversized.
- Durable Construction: Built with a sturdy topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to easily handle active hospital floors, clinical rotations, and endless laundry cycles.
- High-Definition Print: Expertly detailed artwork using premium, eco-friendly inks designed to keep the goose, medical accessories, and witty typography crisp without cracking.
Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
It swaps out standard, generic medical staff uniforms for a deeply curated, humor-driven piece with a high-end vintage boutique edge. Printed on a heavy, premium Comfort Colors® base, it gives you that highly coveted, retro boxy look that pairs effortlessly with scrub pants, distressed denim, cozy cardigans, or your favorite lifestyle sneakers.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Celebrate your demanding healthcare career with a healthy dose of laughter in supreme everyday comfort. Grab your Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Shirt today and step onto the floor with absolute confidence!
