Dickless Shirt - Funny Griswold Christmas Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🎄😠 "I'll tell you somethin' right now, this is a real, uh... a real, uh... a real, uh... Dickless Christmas!" Embrace the holiday chaos with our "Dickless" Shirt! This isn't just a piece of apparel; it's a hilarious and nostalgic tribute to one of the most iconic Christmas movie meltdowns of all time. This shirt features Clark's famous, censored rant from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, perfectly capturing the festive frustration we all secretly feel.

Whether you're decorating the tree, enduring a family dinner, or simply re-watching the movie for the hundredth time, this Griswold Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt is the perfect way to show off your holiday humor. It’s a guaranteed laugh and an unforgettable funny Christmas gift for any fan of the Griswold family's disastrous holiday.

🧵 Key Features:

Iconic Movie Quote: A witty and censored nod to Clark Griswold's famous freak out, making it instantly recognizable to fans.
Cozy & Comfortable: Available as a classic T-shirt or a warm Sweatshirt, made from soft, high-quality fabric for all-day comfort.
Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed, comfortable fit on all body types, making it a great piece for both men and women.
Ultimate Fan Gift: The perfect gift for any National Lampoon's enthusiast who loves to laugh at the holiday chaos.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this shirt perfectly captures the honest, hilarious reality of the holidays.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't be a cotton-headed ninnymuggins! Get your Dickless Shirt and celebrate the season in style.

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Dickless Shirt – Funny Griswold Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt, National Lampoon's Vacation Apparel, Clark Freak Out Xmas Movie Gift

Dickless Shirt – Funny Griswold Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt, National Lampoon's Vacation Apparel, Clark Freak Out Xmas Movie Gift

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