Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows T-Shirt – Yellowstone National Park Shirt
Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows T-Shirt – Yellowstone National Park Shirt
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Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows T-Shirt – Yellowstone National Park Shirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
Keep the family safe and the laughs rolling with the ultimate public safety announcement! The "Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows" T-Shirt is a hilariously sarcastic tribute to America's first national park and the brave (or slightly clueless) tourists who get just a little too close to the wildlife. Pairing a rugged, vintage outdoor aesthetic with a brilliantly witty warning, this graphic tee is custom-engineered for nature lovers, park adventurers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
Perfect for coordinating the ultimate family trip outfit, relaxing around a crackling campfire, or styling a cozy, matching camp tees look, this short-sleeve crewneck ensures your crew stands out in style. Crafted from touchably soft, premium cotton, it offers breathable comfort for hiking scenic trails, riding in the RV, or taking in the geyser views. It stands as an exceptional, lighthearted vacation gift, family keepsake, or daily casual favorite for your next big outdoor expedition.
🧵 Key Features:
Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for all-day wear
Material Blends: Heather/Neon/Safety: 50/50 cotton-poly; Antique: 90/10; Ash Grey: 99/1
Flattering Fit: Classic unisex cut, easy to style oversized or fitted
Durable Build: Ribbed collar, taped neck & shoulders
Smooth Finish: Tear-away label for comfort
High-Quality Print: DTG/DTF long-lasting graphic
Made in the USA
Note: sizing may vary ±1–2 inches.
Note: color disclaimer: Slight variations due to screen display.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It masterfully pairs rich, daily cotton durability with a funny, high-visibility graphic layout that turns real-life outdoor tourism comedy into premium, matching lifestyle apparel.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Respect the range, skip the stampede, and coordinate your crew in style. Order your "Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows" Yellowstone National Park T-Shirt today and get ready for your next adventure!
