"Faster Than Dialing 911" T Shirt – Funny Emergency Response Humor Tee
"Faster Than Dialing 911" T Shirt – Funny Emergency Response Humor Tee
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"Faster Than Dialing 911" T Shirt – Funny Emergency Response Humor Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
Make a statement about preparedness (or the speed of emergency services) with the "Faster Than Dialing 911" T Shirt! This tee features a bold, humorous slogan that often implies the wearer has immediate skills, resources, or sheer determination that surpasses the time it takes to call for help. It's a fantastic gift for first responders, mechanics, engineers, or anyone with a darkly humorous view of emergency situations.
Made from soft, quality material with a comfortable Unisex fit, this Funny Emergency Response Humor Tee is perfect for casual wear. Wear it proudly and be the person everyone calls when things go wrong!
🧵 Key Features
- Funny Slogan: Features the bold, humorous text: "Faster Than Dialing 911."
- Humor Theme: Funny Emergency Response Humor and dark sarcasm.
- Fit: Comfortable Unisex fit suitable for all.
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, durable cotton (or a high-quality blend) for ultimate, all-day comfo
- Audience: Great for tradespeople, mechanics, or anyone with relevant skills.
✅ Why You'll Love It
Because some things are worth wearing on your sleeve.
✅ Grab Yours Now
Get this awesome tee and prove your emergency response time!
