Funny Quote Shirt – Inspired by Happy Gilmore

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🏌️♂️💥 Tee Off With a Punchline.
Bring legendary quotes and unforgettable energy to your wardrobe with this "People Don’t Stand a Chance" Funny Quote Shirt, inspired by one of the most iconic lines in Happy Gilmore. Perfect for fans of dark humor, golf comedies, and retro movie references, this tee hits harder than a hockey puck at tee time.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with bold, vintage-style lettering, it’s ideal for casual wear, weekend laughs, or gifting to that one friend who always quotes movies.

🧵 Key Features:
🎬 Inspired by Happy Gilmore
Subtle movie reference for those who know the scene — and love the line.

👕 100% Cotton or Cotton Blend
Soft feel, durable construction, and all-day comfort

🧍♂️ Unisex Fit – Sizes S to 3XL
Classic fit for fans of retro comedy and bold one-liners

😎 Statement Graphic Tee
Funny, edgy, and designed to start conversations

🎁 Perfect Gift for Movie Buffs
Great for birthdays, holidays, or just saying “you need this shirt”

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because quoting Happy Gilmore never goes out of style — and neither does dark humor.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Bring the quote. Bring the laughs. And don’t miss your shot — this tee is comedy gold.

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"People Don't Stand a Chance" Funny Quote Shirt – Inspired by Happy Gilmore, Dark Humor Tee

"People Don't Stand a Chance" Funny Quote Shirt – Inspired by Happy Gilmore, Dark Humor Tee

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