"I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized" Funny Height Sarcasm Hoodie
"I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized" Funny Height Sarcasm Hoodie
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"I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized" Funny Height Sarcasm Hoodie
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
📏🤏 Big Personality in a Compact Package. Tired of being the armrest for your taller friends? It’s time to lean into the joke with our Funny Height Sarcasm Printed Hoodie. Designed for the vertically challenged but socially gifted, this hoodie is the ultimate response to every "how's the weather down there?" comment you've ever heard. Whether you're "Fun Sized" or just "Vertically Efficient," this pullover lets your personality reach the top shelf even if you can't.
Crafted for versatility, this Long Sleeve Outdoor Wear is perfect for crisp morning walks, casual hangouts, or layering up for your next adventure. The Unisex Design makes it a favorite for both Men & Women who appreciate a sharp wit and a cozy fit. Made from a premium, breathable fabric blend, it ensures you stay warm and stylish while your sarcasm does all the heavy lifting.
🧵 Key Features:
Witty Sarcastic Graphics: Features high-quality, durable prints that celebrate your height with humor and style.
All-Weather Outdoor Wear: Made from a soft, mid-weight cotton-polyester blend, providing the perfect insulation for Spring and Fall.
Universal Unisex Fit: Offers a relaxed, comfortable silhouette that looks great on all body types, from "extra small" to "extra tall."
Premium Comfort Details: Equipped with a spacious kangaroo pocket, a double-lined drawstring hood, and ribbed cuffs to trap warmth.
The Perfect Icebreaker: An ideal gift for the short-statured friend, family member, or coworker who has a great sense of humor about their height.
Note: Please allow for a 2.5 cm to 5 cm difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because it’s a high-quality, comfortable hoodie that transforms a common trait into a hilarious badge of honor. It’s practical, funny, and built to be a daily favorite.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Stand tall (metaphorically). Get your Funny Height Sarcasm Hoodie today!
