"Selective Hearing" Funny Sarcastic Quote – Sorry You Weren't Selected Top
"Selective Hearing" Funny Sarcastic Quote – Sorry You Weren't Selected Top
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"Selective Hearing" Funny Sarcastic Quote – Sorry You Weren't Selected Top
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
It’s not that I didn’t hear you—it’s just that you didn’t make the cut. Our "Selective Hearing" top is the ultimate tribute to the masters of the "faded-out" conversation and anyone who expertly filters out the noise. Featuring a high-impact Graphic Quote that reads, "Sorry You Weren't Selected," this piece captures that perfectly unbothered, tongue-in-cheek energy that turns a personality trait into a punchline. It’s the definitive choice for the individual who only tunes in for the important stuff—like brunch plans or a good joke.
Designed for those who lead with a Sarcastic Humor and a clear boundary, this Statement Tee is a guaranteed conversation starter at the office, family gatherings, or your next social hangout. Whether you’re actually a little distracted or just strategically avoiding a boring lecture, this Funny Quote graphic delivers. Crafted from premium, soft-touch fabric, it offers a comfortable, breathable fit that stays relaxed even when you’re pretending to listen.
🧵 Key Features
- Bold Typography Graphic: Features crisp, high-contrast lettering that delivers the "Selective Hearing" punchline with maximum comedic effect.
- 100% Premium Soft-Spun Cotton: Natural, breathable fibers provide a lightweight feel and superior all-day comfort.
- Versatile Unisex Fit: A modern, relaxed silhouette that looks sharp on all builds—ideal for an effortless, everyday look.
- Durable & Fade-Resistant Print: Industrial-grade inks ensure your "Official Apology" remains bright and legible, wash after wash.
- The Ultimate Gag Gift: An ideal present for the husband, wife, or coworker who is notoriously "distracted."
✅ Why You'll Love It
Because some things are worth wearing on your sleeve.
✅ Grab Yours Now
Filter out the noise—secure your "Selective Hearing" graphic today and own your focus!
