"Have The Christmas You Deserve" Hoodie

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🖕🎄 Merry (Sarcastic) Christmas. Tired of forced holiday cheer? Our "Have The Christmas You Deserve" Middle Finger Hoodie is the perfect satirical take on the holiday season. This hilarious, boundary-pushing pullover is for those who prefer dark humor over sugarplum fairies. It's a funny, honest, and slightly offensive way to wish everyone a truly "deserved" holiday.

Crafted from a soft, cozy fabric blend, this unisex hoodie is built for maximum comfort—perfect for wearing when avoiding extended family or during your favorite anti-holiday movie marathon. This makes an excellent funny gift for the cynical friend or family member who appreciates sarcasm during the most wonderful time of the year.

🧵 Key Features:

Premium Comfort: Made from a soft, high-quality cotton-polyester blend that ensures warmth throughout the winter holidays.

Sarcastic Graphic: Features a humorous holiday-themed slogan combined with a clear middle finger graphic.

Unisex Fit: A comfortable, relaxed silhouette that works for both men and women.

Durable Construction: Built with a classic drawstring hood and a practical front kangaroo pocket.

Novelty Gift: An ideal, edgy, and funny gift for those who appreciate dark holiday humor.

Note: Please allow for a 2.5-cm to 5-cm difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because it lets you express your true feelings about the holiday season with humor and cozy comfort. It’s the anti-holiday apparel you didn't know you needed.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't hold back the holiday spirit (or lack thereof). Get the "Have The Christmas You Deserve" Middle Finger Hoodie today!

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"Have The Christmas You Deserve" Middle Finger Hoodie – Funny Sarcastic Holiday Sweatshirt, Anti-Christmas Humorous Pullover

"Have The Christmas You Deserve" Middle Finger Hoodie – Funny Sarcastic Holiday Sweatshirt, Anti-Christmas Humorous Pullover

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