Name: High Cortisol Low Cortisol Funny T-Shirt – Heavyweight Cotton Wellness Tee
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 16.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Navigate the ups and downs of daily stress with the High Cortisol Low Cortisol Funny Casual Shirt. Whether you’re riding the wave of a morning caffeine rush or hitting that inevitable afternoon slump, this shirt perfectly captures the biological rollercoaster of modern life. It is the ultimate wardrobe staple for the "stressed but well-dressed" crowd, health enthusiasts, or anyone who just needs a nap.

Designed for those who appreciate science-backed humor, this 100% Cotton Heavyweight Short Sleeve Shirt offers a premium feel that is built to last. The structured, thick fabric provides a classic streetwear silhouette while remaining breathable enough for all-day wear. If you’re looking for Funny Health Tees that balance relatable wellness struggles with high-quality comfort, this cortisol-themed shirt is your perfect stress-management tool.

🧵 Key Features

Relatable Stress-Level Graphic: A witty "High Cortisol / Low Cortisol" design that resonates with anyone balancing a busy lifestyle.
100% Heavyweight Cotton: Crafted from thick, durable premium cotton for a structured look and long-lasting quality.
Comfortable Casual Fit: A versatile short-sleeve silhouette that pairs effortlessly with joggers, jeans, or workout gear.
Durable & Soft: The heavyweight fabric is tough on the outside but stays soft against the skin, wash after wash.
Unique Wellness Gift: The perfect present for nurses, students, biohackers, or anyone who lives in a constant state of "fight or flight."