Hold On To Your Butts – Funny Jurassic Quote Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🦖 Chaos theory meets cheeky commentary.
The “Hold On To Your Butts” T-Shirt is a must-have for fans of iconic movie quotes, retro aesthetics, and dino-sized laughs. Inspired by the classic Jurassic line that became a meme-worthy legend, this tee is equal parts nostalgic, funny, and boldly wearable.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a comfy unisex fit, it’s perfect for movie nights, theme park visits, or casually reminding people that things are about to get wild.

🧵 Key Features:
🦕 Retro “Hold On To Your Butts” Graphic
A hilarious throwback line from dino cinema history.

👕 Soft Cotton or Cotton Blend
Comfortable enough to wear during T-Rex chases (or just brunch).

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Unisex Fit – Sizes S to 3XL
Relaxed cut, flattering for all genders — great tucked, layered, or oversized.

🎁 Perfect Gift for Movie Lovers & Meme Fans
Awesome for birthdays, theme park trips, or 90s film buffs.

🌴 Vintage Jurassic Vibes
Add it to your collection of ironic, clever, pop-culture tees.

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because sometimes the best warning is also the funniest.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Get ready for adventure with the Hold On To Your Butts Tee – a funny, vintage-style graphic shirt for dino fans and sarcastic legends alike.

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Hold On To Your Butts T-Shirt – Retro Funny Jurassic Graphic Tee, Unisex Vintage Pop Culture Shirt

Hold On To Your Butts T-Shirt – Retro Funny Jurassic Graphic Tee, Unisex Vintage Pop Culture Shirt

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