I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole Shirt Sarcastic Graphic Tee
I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole Shirt Sarcastic Graphic Tee
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I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole Shirt Sarcastic Graphic Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
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RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🔍🩺 Serve Unfiltered Adult Humor and High-Level Sarcastic Truths! Bring blunt, laugh-out-loud comedy, unbothered petty snark, and bold vintage streetwear flair to your wardrobe with a graphic tee made for those who refuse to sugarcoat reality! The Comfort Colors® "I Am Not A Proctologist Shirt" features an intricately hand-drawn vintage-style graphic paired with bold, classic typography declaring: "I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One." Blending retro medical emblem aesthetics with hilarious adult profanity, this sarcastic profanity shirt turns everyday casual dressing into an instant, head-turning mood.
Whether you are dodging workplace drama, hanging out with close friends who appreciate dark comedy, running weekend errands, or styling an effortless, oversized casual outfit for low-key coffee runs, this offensive humor graphic tee delivers top-tier comfort. Printed on an ultra-soft garment-dyed base, this adult humor gift serves as an exceptionally thoughtful, hilarious surprise for best friends, outspoken coworkers, sarcastic siblings, and anyone with an unapologetic sense of humor.
🧵 Key Features:
Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a thick, structured, and high-quality feel right out of the box.
Soft-Washed Garment-Dyed Finish: A specialized laundry wash process that completely eliminates shrinkage and yields a beautifully weathered, authentic vintage color texture.
Unisex Fit Design: A highly versatile, relaxed silhouette engineered for all-day comfort that looks flawless worn regularly, tucked into denim, or styled oversized.
Durable Construction: Built with a sturdy topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to easily handle active days, casual hangouts, and endless laundry cycles.
High-Definition Print: Expertly detailed artwork using premium, eco-friendly inks designed to keep the vintage emblem and bold sarcastic typography crisp without cracking.
Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly due to monitor settings and lighting.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
It swaps out boring, basic graphic tops for a deeply curated, hilarious statement piece with a high-end vintage boutique edge. Printed on a heavy, premium Comfort Colors® base, it gives you that highly coveted, retro boxy look that pairs effortlessly with distressed denim, casual joggers, oversized flannels, or your favorite lifestyle sneakers.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Wear your sarcastic side loud and proud in supreme everyday comfort. Grab your I Am Not A Proctologist Shirt today and step out with absolute confidence!
