Comfort Colors® I Bury Things Maybe Plants Maybe People Shirt – Sarcastic Gardening Tee
Comfort Colors® I Bury Things Maybe Plants Maybe People Shirt – Sarcastic Gardening Tee
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Comfort Colors® I Bury Things Maybe Plants Maybe People Shirt – Sarcastic Gardening Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🌱💀 Dirty Hands, Darker Humor. Whether you’re digging a hole for your new prize-winning dahlias or just daydreaming about a little peace and quiet, our I Bury Things Maybe Plants Maybe People Shirt is the definitive 2026 uniform for the gardener with an edge. This isn't your typical floral "garden lady" top; it’s a Sarcastic Skull Graphic Tee designed for those who find solace in the soil and humor in the shadows. It’s the perfect conversation starter for the nursery, the backyard, or your favorite true-crime podcast marathon.
Printed on the world-class, garment-dyed fabric of Comfort Colors®, this Gardening Humor T-shirt delivers that signature "lived-in" softness and a vintage, sun-bleached look that looks better with every dirt stain. Crafted from 100% Ring-Spun Cotton, it provides a heavy-duty, breathable fit that stays comfortable through hours of weeding, mulching, and "secret" landscaping projects. If you’re looking for a unique Gift for Her that captures both her green thumb and her dark wit, this premium tee is a soulful, stylish win.
Key Features
- Darkly Humorous Graphic: A high-quality, vibrant design featuring a detailed skull and botanical accents paired with a hilariously blunt slogan.
- Premium Comfort Colors® Quality: Crafted from 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a luxurious, heavy-weight feel that handles the "rough and tumble" of outdoor work.
- Vintage Soft-Washed Finish: Garment-dyed to achieve a signature muted color palette and a cozy fit that won’t shrink—keeping your aesthetic sharp season after season.
- The Ultimate Gift for Plant Lovers: An ideal choice for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or as a "just because" gift for the gardener who doesn't mind getting their hands dirty.
- Unisex Relaxed Fit: A classic, versatile silhouette that looks incredible tucked into overalls, paired with leggings, or styled oversized for a cozy day at home.
Why You'll Love It
Because gardening is the perfect mix of creation and destruction. This shirt combines a trendy, gothic-botanical vibe with the unmatched comfort of a vintage-style tee, ensuring you stay comfortable while you’re "tending to the secrets" in 2026.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Dig deep—order your "I Bury Things" Comfort Colors gardening tee today!
