I Eat Corn The Long Way – Funny Meme T-Shirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🌽 Too Suggestive? Maybe. Too Funny? Definitely.
Make everyone do a double-take with this “I Eat Corn The Long Way” Funny T-Shirt — the kind of joke that’s just innocent enough to wear in public, but hilarious enough to be remembered. This bold meme tee is perfect for lovers of innuendos, dad jokes, or just awkward humor done right.

Whether you’re at a party, BBQ, or just trying to make your friends lose it, this shirt brings laughs, questions, and chaos — all in one outfit.

🧵 Key Features:
😏 Viral “I Eat Corn The Long Way” Text Design
Clean typography meets dirty-minded energy — subtle but savage

👕 100% Soft Cotton Tee
Lightweight and breathable for daily wear or comedic ambushes

🧍♂️ Unisex Fit – S to 3XL
Classic fit that suits men, women, and chaotic individuals alike

🎁 The Ultimate Gag Gift
Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, BBQs, or anyone with a dark sense of humor

🔥 Weirdcore Meets Wordplay
For the meme lord who lives on TikTok, Reddit, or just enjoys making Grandma uncomfortable

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because sometimes it’s not what you say — it’s how you eat the corn.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Add unapologetic awkwardness to your closet with this corny masterpiece — limited quantities, maximum side-eyes.

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I Eat Corn The Long Way T-Shirt – Funny Viral Meme Tee, Innuendo Joke Shirt, Unisex Graphic Top, 100% Cotton Humor Apparel

I Eat Corn The Long Way T-Shirt – Funny Viral Meme Tee, Innuendo Joke Shirt, Unisex Graphic Top, 100% Cotton Humor Apparel

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