Funny Frog Sweatshirt: "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die" Meme Crewneck
Funny Frog Sweatshirt: "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die" Meme Crewneck
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Funny Frog Sweatshirt: "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die" Meme Crewneck
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🐸☕️✨ The Internal Chaos Filter Has Failed. Speak your truth (no matter how unhinged) with the Funny Frog Sweatshirt! This cult-favorite design features a weary, coffee-sipping frog paired with the painfully relatable declaration: "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die."
Perfect for anyone with a chaotic inner monologue, ADHD, or a deep appreciation for Oddly Specific Memes, this crewneck is the ultimate uniform for the neurodivergent and the naturally quirky. Whether you're a fan of Goblincore, Cottagecore, or just high-quality Internet Humor, this sweatshirt captures that specific "no-filter" energy we all feel after one too many espressos. It’s soft, warm, and guaranteed to spark "I feel seen" conversations wherever you go.
🧵 Key Features:
- Iconic Slogan: Features the viral phrase: "I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die."
- Viral Frog Graphic: A retro-inspired, grumpy frog holding a coffee cup—the face of a generation.
- Premium Comfort: Heavyweight Sweatshirt fabric with a soft fleece interior for maximum coziness.
- Meme Culture Essential: A top-tier Funny Frog Meme gift for friends who "get it."
- Unisex Fit: A relaxed, classic silhouette that’s perfect for all-day weirdness.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because it’s a wearable hug for your intrusive thoughts. It’s funny, it’s ironic, and it’s the most comfortable way to tell the world that you're just a little bit different.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't let the thoughts stay inside! Order your Funny Frog "Say Weird Stuff" Sweatshirt today.
