
Item shipped fast and came as advertised. Such a cute graphic & soft shirt! Fits perfect 🥰
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
SHIPPING
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RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
"How many Assholes have we got on this ship anyhow?!" 🚀👑🕶️
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Paying a high-impact tribute to Dark Helmet's absolute finest moment of pure, unadulterated cinematic frustration, this hilarious unisex graphic tee features the iconic quote alongside a beautifully stylized, minimalist layout of the legendary oversized helmet. Blending classic 80s movie nostalgia with a sharp, sarcastic modern streetwear vibe, this top is an absolute must-have for sci-fi nerds, retro pop-culture collectors, and anyone who feels like they are running an operation entirely staffed by... well, Assholes.
Note: Manual measurement may exist a 1-2 inch difference.
Note: Actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor effects and garment size.
Because real movie buffs appreciate top-tier parody. This premium cult-classic tee delivers an incredibly soft, broken-in feel right from the first wear, keeping you perfectly cool and collected under the hot summer sun. It makes a legendary, laugh-out-loud birthday, holiday, or Father's Day 2026 gift for dads, brothers, sci-fi nerds, or any proud child of the 1980s who knows that Schwartz is always with them.
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VERIFIED CUSTOMER REVIEWS
Real feedback from verified customers who purchased and wore Hiya Mart graphic tees.

Item shipped fast and came as advertised. Such a cute graphic & soft shirt! Fits perfect 🥰

These shirts were great for my boyfriend and I to take pictures in! As pictured. Great customer service

Loved it! Perfect for my son’s first birthday party—one lucky duck theme. 10/10 product! Will buy from again!

This hoodie sweatshirt was a perfect gift for my niece who loves black cats and ramen noodles more than anything!

This is probably my favorite shirt I’ve ordered yet. I love the way the fabric feels and it doesn’t feel cheap. The color is so cute and the design looks really good and not like it would come off.