I Swing Both Ways With An Axe – Funny Pride Shirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🌈 Queer. Chaotic. Armed with sarcasm.
The “I Swing Both Ways Violently With An Axe” Shirt is for the proud and unbothered — a loud and legendary Pride Month favorite that mixes LGBT+ visibility with wicked wit.

Made with soft, breathable cotton and a unisex fit, this shirt is perfect for parades, protest marches, or just reminding the world that your orientation comes with attitude and a (figurative) axe.

🧵 Key Features:
🪓 Bold Statement Graphic
Features the hilarious phrase “I Swing Both Ways Violently With An Axe” — queer humor at its sharpest

🌈 LGBT Pride Energy
A hit for Pride Month or any day you feel a little dangerous and a lot proud

👕 Soft Cotton Fabric
Comfortable, lightweight, and made for movement — from dancefloors to battlefields

🧍♀️🧍♂️ Unisex Fit for All Identities
Inclusive sizing and cut to serve both looks and justice

🎁 Great Gift for Queer Friends & Meme Lovers
Perfect for Pride, birthdays, or the gay bestie with unfiltered energy

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because being bisexual, pansexual, or queer doesn’t mean neutral — it means powerful, funny, and fierce.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Celebrate pride with edge. Add the I Swing Both Ways With An Axe Tee to your wardrobe and slay (literally and metaphorically).

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I Swing Both Ways With An Axe T-Shirt – Funny LGBT Pride Tee

I Swing Both Ways With An Axe T-Shirt – Funny LGBT Pride Tee

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