I Would Pick Me Too Sweatshirt: Funny Self-Love Hoodie, Sassy Narcissistic Humor Apparel
I Would Pick Me Too Sweatshirt: Funny Self-Love Hoodie, Sassy Narcissistic Humor Apparel
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I Would Pick Me Too Sweatshirt: Funny Self-Love Hoodie, Sassy Narcissistic Humor Apparel
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T


M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
✨💅👑 Confidence Looks Good On You. Why wait for someone else to choose you when you already know you’re the top pick? Our I Would Pick Me Too Sweatshirt is the ultimate anthem for self-love, confidence, and a healthy dose of sass. Featuring the viral, minimalist typography that has taken social media by storm, this piece is for anyone who knows their worth and isn't afraid to flaunt it.
Whether you're looking for a cozy I Would Pick Me Too Hoodie for your "main character" moments or a stylish crewneck for casual hangouts, this design delivers major energy. It's the perfect gift for your most confident friend, a treat for yourself after a big win, or a funny statement piece for your next night out. Made from a premium, ultra-soft cotton blend, it feels as good as a high-five to yourself.
🧵 Key Features:
- Trendy Slogan: Features the bold, iconic "I would pick me too" text in a clean, modern font.
- Premium Comfort: Available in a soft Sweatshirt or a heavy-duty Hoodie with a spacious front pocket.
- Minimalist Aesthetic: A versatile look that pairs perfectly with oversized jeans, bikers shorts, or leggings.
- High-Quality Print: Durable lettering that won't fade, even after a season of being your own biggest fan.
- Unisex Fit: A relaxed, comfortable fit that’s designed for everyone.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because self-validation is the best kind of validation. This hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a mood, a lifestyle, and a reminder that you are your own best choice.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't wait for a sign—pick yourself! Order your I Would Pick Me Too Sweatshirt today.
