Rabies Bitin' List Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
Rabies Bitin' List Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
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Rabies Bitin' List Funny Christmas Sweatshirt
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
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RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
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S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🤪🎄🐾 The Most Aggressive Form of Holiday Cheer! Prepare for a wild and hilarious holiday season with the "If I Ever Get Rabies Christmas Sweatshirt"! This darkly funny top features the unforgettable, sarcastic phrase: "You're High On My Bitin' List" and gives the classic holiday naughty/nice list a truly unhinged twist. It perfectly embodies chaotic holiday humor!
This cozy pullover, often styled with a Vintage Christmas Gift Idea Shirt aesthetic, is the ultimate Xmas Sweater for anyone who loves black comedy, absurdism, and setting strange boundaries. Made from soft, warm fabric, it’s comfortable enough for holiday parties or cozy nights. It makes a uniquely funny and memorable Christmas Gift Idea for friends with a twisted sense of humor!
🧵 Key Features:
- Dark Humor Slogan: Features the specific, hilarious quote about rabies and a "bitin' list."
- Vintage Aesthetic: Often designed with a distressed or Vintage Christmas Gift Idea Shirt look.
- Funny Holiday Theme: Perfect Xmas Sweater for comedy lovers and unique gift exchanges.
- Cozy & Comfortable: Made from a soft, high-quality fabric blend for warmth.
- Unisex Fit: Designed for a relaxed fit, comfortable for all chaos agents.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because this sweatshirt is a wildly unique, darkly funny, and comfortable way to communicate your true feelings about certain people during the festive season.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don't wait for the symptoms! Get your "If I Ever Get Rabies" Christmas Sweatshirt today.
