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If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You Shirt: Sarcastic Skeleton Valentine Sweatshirt

If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You Shirt: Sarcastic Skeleton Valentine Sweatshirt

€33,95
€33,95 €38,95
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If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You Shirt: Sarcastic Skeleton Valentine Sweatshirt

€33,95
€33,95 €38,95
SAVE 12% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

💀🖤✨ Dead Inside, But Still Yours. Show your affection without losing your edge with our "If I Had Feelings They’d Be For You" Shirt. Perfect for the cynical romantics, the emotionally unavailable, and anyone who prefers dark humor over cheesy love poems, this Skeleton Valentines Tee is the ultimate way to say "I love you" with a side of sarcasm. Whether you're celebrating the holiday with your favorite person or avoiding it altogether, this top keeps your vibe effortlessly cool.

This Funny Valentines Day Shirt features a witty, Sarcastic Valentine quote paired with a trendy skeleton design. It’s an ideal alternative to traditional pink-and-red holiday apparel, offering an edgy streetwear look that works long after February 14th is over. Available as a cozy Valentines Day Sweatshirt or a casual tee, it’s crafted from a premium, ultra-soft cotton blend that feels as comforting as a warm hug—even if you pretend not to like them.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Edgy Skeleton Love Graphic: A high-definition, vintage-inspired print featuring an anatomical skeleton design and bold gothic typography.
  • Premium Soft-Spin Fabric: Lightweight and breathable for the tee, or lined with plush fleece for the sweatshirt style to provide ultimate comfort.
  • Anti-Valentine Aesthetic: The perfect choice for couples who show affection through banter, dark humor, and playful teasing.
  • Durable & Crack-Resistant: High-quality inks ensure the detailed bones and text remain crisp through every laundry cycle.
  • Unisex Relaxed Fit: A comfortable, inclusive silhouette that looks incredible layered under leather jackets or paired with distressed denim.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Because true love means accepting each other’s cold, dead hearts! This shirt honors your relationship with raw honesty and a high-end streetwear look, making it a fantastic, unconventional gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend, or partner in crime.

✅ Grab Yours Now: Admit your non-existent feelings! Order your "If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You" Skeleton Tee or Pullover today.

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