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I'm Here For The Food & Story Sweatshirt, Vintage Muppet Christmas Movie Graphic Crewneck

I'm Here For The Food & Story Sweatshirt, Vintage Muppet Christmas Movie Graphic Crewneck

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I'm Here For The Food & Story Sweatshirt, Vintage Muppet Christmas Movie Graphic Crewneck

Regular price €33,95
Sale price €33,95 Regular price €38,95
SAVE 12% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🧀🎄 No Cheese Is Too Small When It Comes to Great Holiday Traditions!

Step straight into Victorian London with the most lovable narrator duo in holiday cinema with the "I'm Here For The Food & Story" Christmas Sweatshirt. Showcasing a weathered, retro storybook-style illustration of Gonzo as Charles Dickens alongside his jellybean-and-cheese-loving sidekick Rizzo the Rat, this graphic crewneck captures the pure, chaotic heart of a 90s holiday classic. Whether you're roasting chestnuts, gearing up for your annual Christmas movie marathon, heading to a holiday feast with an empty stomach, or rocking matching couple outfits for festive gatherings, this cozy pullover is an absolute seasonal delight.

Designed for relaxed, everyday winter comfort and holiday grazing, it pairs naturally with vintage-wash jeans, cozy leggings, or flannel pajama pants.

Key Features:

  • Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
  • Garment-Dyed Finish: A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
  • Relaxed Fit: Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
  • Durable Construction: Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.
  • Made in the USA: Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing.

Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly depending on display settings.

Why You’ll Love It:

It pairs high-quality, ultra-soft cotton with nostalgic 90s cinema charm—making it an unforgettable Christmas gift for puppet fans, 90s kids, movie buffs, couples, and anyone whose holiday priorities are strictly good food and a timeless tale.

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