I’m Not a Taxidermist Hunting Beaver T-Shirt – Funny Rifle Hunter Tee
I’m Not a Taxidermist Hunting Beaver T-Shirt – Funny Rifle Hunter Tee
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I’m Not a Taxidermist Hunting Beaver T-Shirt – Funny Rifle Hunter Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🌲🎯 A massive dose of rugged, backwoods humor for anyone who lives for the great outdoors. The "I’m Not a Taxidermist But I Know a Clean Mount" Hunting Beaver Rifle Hunter T-Shirt masterfully blends sharp, sarcastic adult wit with classic sportsman culture. It's the ultimate graphic tee for gun enthusiasts, outdoor adventurers, and hunters who appreciate a hilarious double entendre.
Whether you're packing up your gear for camp, hanging out at the local archery shop, or grabbing a cold drink with the guys after a long weekend in the woods, this shirt brings the perfect lighthearted energy. Proudly made in the USA, it offers a premium look and heavy-duty comfort that stands up to any adventure.
🧵 Key Features:
Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA).
Soft Cotton Feel: Breathable and comfortable for all-day wear.
Material Blends: Heather/Neon/Safety: 50/50 cotton-poly; Antique: 90/10; Ash Grey: 99/1.
Flattering Fit: Classic unisex cut, easy to style oversized or fitted.
Durable Build: Ribbed collar, taped neck & shoulders.
Smooth Finish: Tear-away label for comfort.
High-Quality Print: DTG/DTF long-lasting graphic.
Made in the USA.
Note: sizing may vary ±1–2 inches.
Note: color disclaimer: Slight variations due to screen display.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It's an unapologetic, hilarious conversation starter that captures a playful, blue-collar sense of humor while keeping you completely comfortable all day long.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Lock in your laughs for the next hunting trip. Order your Made in USA Rifle Hunter Beaver Tee today and add a sharp, witty edge to your outdoorsman apparel!
