I’m Not Always a Dick Shirt – Funny Men’s Cotton Tee

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Sarcastic. Honest. Unapologetically funny. The “I’m Not Always a Dick” T-Shirt is for the guy who tells it like it is — with a smirk. Whether it’s for everyday laughs, a weekend party, or a hilarious gag gift, this shirt is all about owning the moment (and occasionally being nice).

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this men’s tee delivers all-day comfort with a bold personality twist. Great for wearing out, staying in, or dropping truth bombs with style.

🧵 Key Features:
😈 Funny “I’m Not Always a Dick” Graphic
Bold text that gets a laugh — perfect for guys who embrace their inner smartass

👕 100% Cotton Comfort
Lightweight, soft, and breathable for everyday wear or party nights

🧍♂️ Men’s Classic Fit
Crewneck design with a relaxed fit — pairs well with jeans, shorts, or your best eye roll

🎁 Perfect for Gag Gifts or Funny Friend Surprises
Great for bachelor parties, birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because

🔥 Naughty Humor, Casual Vibes
Because sometimes, you’ve got to wear your personality like a badge

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because you’re not always a dick — just most of the time. And that honesty deserves a t-shirt.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Get the laugh. Own the vibe. Grab the “I’m Not Always a Dick” T-Shirt and let the sarcasm speak for itself.

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I’m Not Always a Dick T-Shirt – Funny Cotton Tee for Men with Attitude

I’m Not Always a Dick T-Shirt – Funny Cotton Tee for Men with Attitude

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