I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Tee
I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Tee
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I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Tee
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
🌶️ Next-Level Irritation. Pure Unfiltered Sarcasm.
Take rude humor to a whole new medical extreme with the "I'm Not An Asshole, I'm A Hemorrhoid" Graphic T-Shirt! Delivering the ultimate witty response—because you don't just bother people, you bother assholes—this hilarious adult humor tee is built for master irritators, sarcastic jokers, and people who own their pesky personality. Perfect for casual weekend hangouts, pub chats, gag gifts, or wearing anywhere you want to stir up laughs.
🧵 Product Features:
Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest soft cotton technology
Material Blends: Heather, Neon, Safety colors: 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors: 90/10 cotton/polyester; Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester
Classic Fit: Comfortable silhouette for everyday wear
Durable Construction: Rib collar with taped neck and shoulders
Tear-Away Label: Designed for a smooth, irritation-free feel
Advanced Printing: High-quality DTG or DTF printing depending on location
Made in the USA
Sizing Note: Manual measurement may vary by 1–2 inches
Print Disclaimer: Actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor settings and garment size
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It puts crude, high-impact sarcastic humor onto an ultra-soft 100% U.S. cotton classic fit shirt designed for long-lasting comfort.
✅ Grab Yours Today: Own your irritating charm — order your Hemorrhoid quote graphic tee today!
