Name: "I'm White But Not That White" – Funny Sarcastic Culture Unisex Tee
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 17.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

For those who live in the nuanced middle ground of the "white" experience. Our "I'm White But Not That White" top is the ultimate wink to the people who might enjoy a good unseasoned potato every now and then, but draw the line at wearing socks with sandals or clapping when the plane lands. Featuring a clean, high-impact minimalist design, this Funny Sarcastic Graphic captures that perfectly self-aware energy that lets everyone know you're part of the demographic—just with a little more flavor.

Designed for the modern curator of Relatable Humor, this piece is a guaranteed conversation starter at the next family BBQ, coffee run, or awkward social gathering. It’s the definitive choice for anyone who identifies with the culture but keeps their "spice cabinet" well-stocked. Crafted from premium, soft-touch fabric, it offers a comfortable, breathable fit that stays relaxed even when you’re trying to explain your family’s weirdest traditions.

🧵 Key Features

High-Impact Bold Graphic: Features crisp, easy-to-read typography that delivers the punchline with maximum comedic effect.
100% Premium Soft-Spun Cotton: Natural, breathable fibers provide a lightweight feel and superior all-day comfort.
Versatile Unisex Fit: A modern, relaxed silhouette that looks sharp on all builds—ideal for an effortless, everyday look.
Durable & Fade-Resistant Print: Industrial-grade inks ensure your "disclaimer" remains bright and legible, wash after wash.
The Ultimate Gift for the Self-Aware: An ideal present for birthdays, holidays, or that friend who is "culturally adjacent."