"I've Done Horrible Things for Money" Raccoon – Funny Unhinged Trash Panda Graphic
"I've Done Horrible Things for Money" Raccoon – Funny Unhinged Trash Panda Graphic
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"I've Done Horrible Things for Money" Raccoon – Funny Unhinged Trash Panda Graphic
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T
F I T & S I Z E C H A R T


M A T E R I A L S
M A T E R I A L S
T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size
HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;
Do not dryclean.
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S
SHIPPING
Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.
For more information see Shipping Policy
RETURNS
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.
For more information see Returns & Exchanges
S H I P P I N G - F E E
S H I P P I N G - F E E
Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD
Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD
Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free
We’ve all been there, but nobody says it quite like a trash panda. Our "I've Done Horrible Things for Money" Raccoon top features everyone's favorite backyard bandit looking a little more stressed than usual. This design captures the peak of "unhinged humor," merging a dark, Funny Joke with the chaotic energy of a raccoon who has clearly seen too much.
Whether you're currently in the middle of a chaotic work week or you just resonate with the "scavenger lifestyle," this Funny Raccoon piece is a guaranteed conversation starter. Crafted from premium, soft-touch fabric, it offers a comfortable, relaxed fit that’s perfect for late-night dumpster dives (or, you know, just grabbing coffee). It’s the ultimate self-deprecating humor staple for anyone who knows the hustle is real.
🧵 Key Features
- Iconic Raccoon Graphic: Features a highly detailed, "tired" raccoon illustration paired with bold, hilarious typography.
- 100% Premium Soft-Spun Cotton: Natural, breathable fibers provide a lightweight feel and superior all-day comfort.
- Versatile Unisex Fit: A modern, relaxed silhouette that looks great on all builds—perfect for a casual, effortless look.
- Durable & Fade-Resistant Print: High-quality industrial inks ensure the raccoon’s "regret" stays crisp through every wash.
- The Perfect Relatable Gift: An ideal present for friends, coworkers, or anyone who survives on caffeine and chaos.
✅ Why You'll Love It
Because some things are worth wearing on your sleeve.
✅ Grab Yours Now
Don't be a garbage person—be a trash panda! Secure your "Horrible Things for Money" Raccoon graphic today and own the chaos!
