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Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Graphic Tee

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Graphic Tee

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Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Adult Humor Graphic Tee

€17,95
€17,95 €22,95
SAVE 21% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

☕🚫 The Official Uniform for Surviving Monday Morning. Set your daily boundaries with zero hesitation in the "Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" Graphic T-Shirt. Engineered for introverts, caffeine-fueled office survivors, and anyone with a painfully low tolerance for workplace chaos, this unfiltered sarcastic tee delivers the ultimate public service announcement without you having to say a single word.

Crafted with premium soft cotton and engineered for long-lasting daily wear, it’s the ultimate top for casual Friday shifts, warehouse jobs, morning coffee runs, weekend errands, trade workshops, or decompressing at the local pub.

🧵 Key Features:

  • Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) for an ideal balance of durability, breathability, and all-day comfort across all seasons.
  • Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and ultra-soft cotton technology for a smooth touch against the skin.
  • Material Blends: Solid Colors: 100% U.S. Cotton; Heather, Neon & Safety Colors: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester; Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester; Ash Grey: 99% Cotton / 1% Polyester.
  • Classic Fit: Timeless unisex silhouette designed for relaxed, unrestricted movement and easy layering under work shirts, flannels, or hoodies.
  • Durable Construction: Features a rib collar with taped neck and shoulders to preserve shape over time.
  • Tear-Away Label: Tagless convenience for smooth, irritation-free wear.
  • Advanced Printing Technology: High-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for razor-sharp typography and bold contrast detailing that resists fading, peeling, and cracking.
  • Made in the USA

📌 Sizing & Care Notes: Sizing Note: Manual measurements may vary slightly by 1–2 inches. Size up for a modern, relaxed streetwear drape. | Print Disclaimer: Actual print colors and placement size may vary slightly due to monitor display settings and garment size scaling.

✅ Why You’ll Love It: Whether you're dodging unnecessary meetings, tackling a frustrating DIY project, or looking for the ultimate gag, birthday, or White Elephant gift for a brutally honest coworker or friend, this sarcastic slogan tee delivers supreme softness with razor-sharp irreverent humor.

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