Laws Are Threats – Retro D&D T-Shirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

🎲⚖️ “Laws are just threats made by the dominant side…”
Level up your outfit (and alignment banter) with the Laws Are Threats 2 Sides T-Shirt – a witty and retro-style tee perfect for Dungeons & Dragons players, dungeon masters, and chaotic neutral legends.

Inspired by vintage 90s aesthetics and classic tabletop humor, this shirt is a must-have for game night or casual geek-chic wear. Whether you're rolling for initiative or debating ethics at the tavern, it’s the perfect fit.

🧵 Key Features:
🗡️ Bold Retro D&D Graphic
Features a quote sure to spark debate at any tabletop – “Laws are threats…” on one side, and clever D&D nods on the other

👕 Comfy Cotton or Cotton Blend
Soft, breathable, and built for long campaigns or lazy Sundays

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Unisex Fit – Sizes S to 3XL
Flattering for all adventurers – warriors, rogues, and bards alike

🧙 Perfect for D&D Fans & Tabletop Gamers
Pairs well with dice bags, cloaks, and chaotic good energy

🎁 Funny Gift for Gamers
Ideal for birthdays, campaign kickoffs, or just to surprise your DM

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because every rule needs to be questioned — especially in character.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Roll for style. Equip +1 charisma with this legendary tee.

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Laws Are Threats 2 Sides T-Shirt – Vintage D&D Shirt, Retro 90s Dungeons and Dragons Tee for RPG Fans

Laws Are Threats 2 Sides T-Shirt – Vintage D&D Shirt, Retro 90s Dungeons and Dragons Tee for RPG Fans

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