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Lonesome Dove Christmas T Shirt – "A Man Who Wouldn't Cheat For A Poke" Funny Retro Western Holiday Tee

Lonesome Dove Christmas T Shirt – "A Man Who Wouldn't Cheat For A Poke" Funny Retro Western Holiday Tee

Regular price $19.00 USD
Regular price $25.00 USD Sale price $19.00 USD
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Color: White
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C O L O R & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Saddle up for the holidays with the hilariously inappropriate Lonesome Dove Christmas T Shirt! This unique tee merges classic holiday style (often featuring a distressed, Ugly Christmas Style Shirt aesthetic) with the unforgettable, sharp-witted quote from the iconic Lonesome Dove Western movie: "A Man Who Wouldn't Cheat For A Poke."

This Funny Movie Quote Tee offers the perfect dose of Retro Western Cowboy humor for the festive season. Made from soft, quality material, this Unisex Tops shirt is comfortable for both Men Women and makes a fantastic, slightly edgy Holiday Gift for any true fan of the epic miniseries.


🧵 Key Features

  • Iconic Movie Quote: Features the unforgettable Lonesome Dove line: "A Man Who Wouldn't Cheat For A Poke."
  • Western/Holiday Blend: Combines Retro Western Cowboy theme with an Ugly Christmas Style Shirt aesthetic.
  • Humorous Apparel: A Funny Movie Quote Tee that's great for Christmas parties.
  • Unisex Fit: Comfortable Unisex Tops fit suitable for Men Women.
  • Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, durable cotton (or a high-quality blend) for ultimate comfort.

✅ Why You'll Love It

Because some things are worth wearing on your sleeve.

✅ Grab Yours Now

Get this awesome tee and celebrate Christmas with true Lonesome Dove grit!

The product is intended for individuals aged 16 and above.

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