Lost Boys Noodles Shirt – Funny Cult Movie Horror Tee

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Step into the vampire underground with the Lost Boys “They’re Only Noodles, Michael” T-Shirt, a perfect nod to one of the most iconic (and weirdly hilarious) moments in cult horror history. This shirt combines 80s nostalgia, dark humor, and classic movie love into a unique graphic tee made for true fans of The Lost Boys.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is the ultimate gift for horror buffs, movie quoters, and lovers of offbeat film fashion.

🧛 Key Features:

🍜 Iconic “They’re Only Noodles, Michael” Quote
Instantly recognizable by cult fans – a legendary line from the eerie-meets-absurd vampire classic

👕 Soft Cotton Fabric
Lightweight and comfortable – perfect for everyday wear, horror conventions, or watching the movie for the 30th time

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Unisex Fit for All Lost Boys Fans
Flattering and relaxed – available in sizes S to 3XL for both men and women

🎁 Great Gift for Horror Fans & 80s Movie Lovers
Ideal for birthdays, Halloween, or surprising that one friend who knows every line

🩸 Stylish & Subtle Fandom
A wearable tribute that pairs effortlessly with denim, flannel, or leather jackets — because you never grow old and you never die (in style)