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My DUI-Charges Don't Define Me T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

My DUI-Charges Don't Define Me T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

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My DUI-Charges Don't Define Me T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

€17,95
€17,95 €22,95
SAVE 21% Sold out

F I T & S I Z E C H A R T

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 2-20 business days.

For more information see Shipping Policy

RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

⚖️😂 Dark Comedy. Zero Fucks Given.

Lean into the absurdity with the "My DUI-Charges Don't Define Me" Funny Graphic T-Shirt! Featuring bold, straight-to-the-point typography and sharp satirical humor, this edgy novelty tee delivers maximum dark comedy for those who love living on the edge of inappropriate. Perfect for casual hangout sessions, comedy nights, sarcastic gift-giving, weekend shenanigans, or letting your unapologetic sense of humor do all the talking.

🧵 Product Features:

  • Midweight Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
  • Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest soft cotton technology
  • Material Blends: Heather, Neon, Safety colors: 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors: 90/10 cotton/polyester; Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Classic Fit: Comfortable silhouette for everyday wear
  • Durable Construction: Rib collar with taped neck and shoulders
  • Tear-Away Label: Designed for a smooth, irritation-free feel
  • Advanced Printing: High-quality DTG or DTF printing depending on location
  • Made in the USA
  • Sizing Note: Manual measurement may vary by 1–2 inches
  • Print Disclaimer: Actual print color and size may vary slightly due to monitor settings and garment size

✅ Why You’ll Love It: It combines edgy satirical text typography with ultra-soft, breathable 100% U.S. cotton engineered for all-day casual comfort and peak dark humor appeal.

✅ Grab Yours Today: Own your chaotic narrative—order your "My DUI-Charges Don't Define Me" graphic tee today!

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