Name: "My Flabbers Have Been Gasted" – Snarky Sarcastic Goose Graphic Top
Brand: Hiyatee
Price: 16.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Channel your inner chaotic energy with a heavy dose of sass and feathered fury! Our "My Flabbers Have Been Gasted" apparel is the ultimate tribute to the mood-shifters, the professional procrastinators, and the champions of the Sarcastic Goose Humor lifestyle. Featuring a high-impact, minimalist aesthetic, this piece captures that perfectly bold, "honk-around-and-find-out" energy that turns a sudden shock into a modern streetwear statement. It’s the definitive choice for the individual who knows that sometimes the only appropriate response to life's nonsense is a wide-eyed, indignant goose.

Designed for the modern Jokester and the "unapologetically-snarky" personality, this Gag Gift Rude Goose inspired staple balances a clean, high-contrast look with a soft, breathable fit. Whether you’re heading to a high-energy casual hangout, styling your latest Attitude-Chic look for a grocery run, or just want to represent your Witty Edge in your daily rotation, this graphic delivers. Crafted from premium, soft-touch fabric, it provides a lightweight, airy feel that stays comfortable—perfect for when you're feeling a bit "gasted" by the world.

🧵 Key Features

Iconic Snarky Goose Graphic: Features crisp, high-definition artwork of a shocked goose paired with bold typography for maximum visual and comedic impact.
100% Premium Soft-Spun Cotton: Natural, breathable fibers provide a buttery-soft feel—essential for maintaining your cool even when your flabbers are fully gasted.
Modern Unisex Silhouette: A tailored yet relaxed fit that offers a flattering drape on all builds—an essential piece for any Adult Humor collection.
Authentic Sarcastic Aesthetic: A bold design that pairs effortlessly with lived-in denim, casual joggers, or layered under a cozy oversized hoodie.
Durable & Fade-Resistant Print: Industrial-grade inks ensure your "Official Rude Goose" status and the funny animal details stay bold, wash after wash.