My Girlfriend Will End You Tee – Funny Cotton Couple Shirt

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Send a clear (and hilarious) message with the My Girlfriend Will End You T-Shirt – the ultimate protective partner tee for couples who don’t mess around. Whether you’re rocking it solo or as a bold couple statement, this shirt is playful, slightly unhinged, and undeniably stylish.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s perfect for daily wear, relationship flexing, or gifting your significant other with a little love and a lot of threat.

Key Features:

💘 Bold “My Girlfriend Will End You” Graphic
Perfect for couples who love hard and protect harder – humorous and just intimidating enough

👕 Soft 100% Cotton Fabric
Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear – great for layering or rocking as a casual streetwear piece

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Unisex Fit for Any Couple
Designed to suit all genders – flattering regular fit or go oversized for added attitude

🎁 Funny Gift for Boyfriends, Girlfriends & Partners
Ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s, or just a fun “don’t mess with us” tee for your person

💥 Statement-Making Streetwear
A tee that blends sarcasm, style, and love into one confident look

Why You’ll Love It:

The My Girlfriend Will End You Tee is more than a funny line – it’s a love language. Equal parts affection and intimidation, it’s the perfect shirt for protective partners and playful power couples.