My Only Attack Is Splash – Funny Magikarp T-Shirt

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T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

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SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

No damage. Just vibes.
The “My Only Attack Is Splash” T-shirt is a hilarious tribute to Pokémon’s most misunderstood hero – Magikarp. Whether you're leveling up in life or flopping around proudly, this tee is perfect for fans who know that being useless is sometimes a personality (until you evolve).

With a retro anime graphic, faded vintage feel, and super soft cotton, it’s great for conventions, Masters 2025 merch drops, or vacation fits that say “I’m here for fun.”

🧵 Key Features:
🎮 Funny Vintage Magikarp Design
Nostalgic and ironic — a shoutout to the weakest legend in the game.

👕 Soft Cotton – Breathable & Lightweight
Perfect for summer con season, daily wear, or slow-motion gym battles.

🧍♂️🧍♀️ Unisex Fit – S to 3XL
Casual and flattering for all trainers, whether Team Rocket or just tired.

🎁 Ideal Gift for Pokémon Fans & Meme Lovers
Great for birthdays, anime meetups, or the friend who's just “splashing through life.”

✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because sometimes the weakest ones have the best merch.

✅ Grab Yours Now:
Flop with pride. Evolve with style. Get your Magikarp "Splash" tee today!

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My Only Attack Is Splash – Vintage Magikarp Graphic Tee

My Only Attack Is Splash – Vintage Magikarp Graphic Tee

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