My Wife Will End You T-Shirt - Funny Husband Tee Heavyweight Cotton Sh

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

For more information see Shipping Policy

RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

For more information see Returns & Exchanges

S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

The My Wife Will End You T-shirt is a bold and cheeky statement piece for husbands who know their wife doesn’t play around. Made from premium heavyweight Gildan cotton, this shirt delivers unbeatable comfort, long-lasting wear, and a graphic that’s guaranteed to spark a smile or a laugh.

With its classic fit and eye-catching retro print, it’s perfect for everyday wear—from relaxing at home to casual hangouts. Whether you’re shopping for an anniversary gift, birthday present, or just a fun surprise, this shirt speaks volumes without saying too much. It’s the ideal way for any man to show off both his humor and admiration for his strong, no-nonsense partner.

Key Features:

Durable Gildan cotton fabric for long-term comfort and structure

Relaxed classic fit for everyday use and layering

Funny graphic design with a retro edge that stands out

Thoughtful and fun gift for husbands, boyfriends, or confident partners

Versatile style that pairs well with jeans, shorts, or loungewear

This shirt is more than just funny—it’s a fun, wearable tribute to love, strength, and the kind of partner who keeps life interesting.