"I'M NOT ALWAYS A D*CK" Funny Tee

M A T E R I A L S

T-SHIRT
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Retail fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size

SWEATSHIRT
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn-in label
- Runs true to size

HOODIES
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label

- Runs true to size

C A R E I N S T R U C T I O N S

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F);

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;

Tumble dry: low heat;

Iron, steam or dry: medium heat;

Do not dryclean.

S H I P P I N G & R E T U R N S

SHIPPING

Our Products are processed and shipped within 3-15 business days.

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RETURNS

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we will gladly accept your unused merchandise in its original condition.

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S H I P P I N G - F E E

Standard

Orders $0.00–$40.00: 5.90 USD

Orders $40.01–$79: 4.90 USD

Orders $79,01–$1,000: Free

Own the truth about your personality with the "I'M NOT ALWAYS A D*CK" T-Shirt! This hilariously honest tee is perfect for those who are self-aware, sarcastic, and embrace Adult Humor. It's a bold, straightforward statement that guarantees laughs and nods of recognition from friends (and perhaps a few strangers).

Crafted from soft, quality fabric, this Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee provides comfortable, Unisex wear for all-day comfort. It’s the ultimate casual top for letting everyone know that while you might have your moments, you're usually pretty great!

🧵 Key Features

Funny Statement Graphic: Features a clear, high-quality print of the bold and humorous "I'M NOT ALWAYS A D*CK" quote.
Adult Humor Appeal: Designed for those who love sarcasm and edgy, Adult Humor.
Unisex Comfort Fit: A versatile, relaxed cut suitable for both men and women.
Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, durable cotton (or a high-quality blend) for ultimate, all-day comfort.
Conversation Starter: A perfect piece of Casual Wear guaranteed to get a reaction.